Better Off Ted stars Jay Harrington as Theodore "Ted" Crisp, the senior vice president of research and development at Veridian Dynamics, a powerful and evil company that practices inhumane activities like using employees as test subjects, creating killer pandas and turning pumpkins into dangerous weapons.
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@G.G. @ColeyTangerina I'm going to take this $9 bottle of Provençal rosé to my bed and rewatch Better Off Ted in its entirety now8 hours 26 minutes ago
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